Now I know you are:-
A) Disappointed by yesterday’s result
B) Suffering from a raging hangover
C) Enduring three weeks deaf and dumb breakfast to ensure you still have a wife when you get back from Germany
D) Googling the postcode (WA9 5AU) and thinking it is the middle of nowhere
E) Discovering that public transport amounts to a once an hour rail replacement bus service (Oxford Road to Lea Green 12:50 depart for a 1:57 arrival 16:53 return, day return fare £9.50)
But apart from all that, what possible reason can you have for not going.