Tidy Scrum Half at CYCM

Malcolmses reverts to form this weekend and in keeping with our friends electric from Sheffield, we’ve gone eclectic.

The band in question are from our own beautiful city and are called ’Tidy Hooker’. Hooker is obviously a rugby league reference so they’ve got a sporting chance for egg chasers.. We think they’re dead good and you deserve them so come along and enjoy them. They’re electronic and bleepy, just like Oche Youth. Maybe we can get Oche to bring his own bleepy box of tricks to entertain you at half time. Anyhoo, have a listen. www.myspace.com/tidyhooker. They’ll be playing for a romantic twenty two minutes, one minute for each footballer on the pitch.

There’s a baker in town who is Manchester’s very own Heston Blumenthal. He’s made us cakes with iron filings in them. If you light them, they sparkle. Put some copper sulphate in the mix and they will sparkle blue too. They taste good and that’s what matters in the long run. The taterhash doesn’t need to sparkle so we’ve not messed with it.

Blaine’s guest ale of the week is Kelham Island Pale Ale from across the pennines. We’ll have the full range of ales, lager and cider along with some pop for the little uns. We open at 12 sharp so don’t be late. All the proceeds from CYCM go straight back into your club so it’s something to cherish and cuddle, just like Oche...

Soupy Twist, we love you all

The Oddies

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