Cammell's Lair...

It’s going to be cold tonight, that’s a Robin Given, so what better way to shield yourself from the elements than climb inside a camel?

That’s what survival expert Bear Grylls did during one of his more extreme displays of resourcefulness. The warden at Chester Zoo was none too impressed. You can read all about his adventures in tonight’s official match programme. It’s all very apt Bearing in mind the opposition.

There’s also an article about the perils of negotiating the internet forums. And keeping the web theme going, our website editor has kindly written a piece about his squad.

He’s still living on the glory of the April Fools gags, so Bear Grylls with him as he tells us about the wonderful work undertaken by the Web Army.

Course You Can Malcolm gets two pages to celebrate our red influence crossing the border. Partick Thistle are on it and you can read how courtesy of an esteemed member of the Fridjmo. Don’t forget - all CYCM proceeds go to the club and the beer is good, not like all matchday venues"¦

Also, Simon Garner tells us how his Uncle Mickey used to jib him in to Old Trafford and a German red says there’s trouble in paradise.

You get all this and more for £2 and as a bonus just for you, clever Rick has made sure it’s a real looker. It’s enough to warm your cockles, especially if you don’t fancy going neck deep in camel guts. Mind your toes mister"¦

Only the Main Stand will be open for tonight’s game and for all future mid week fixtures for the remainder of the season.